It’s time for your Quarterly Performance Review

Participation in this review is both a privilege and a responsibility. Some answers are required for an accurate assessment of your performance and standing.


Your Name:

How many times did you forget where you put your keys?

Have you consistently ensured that the keys on your keyboard are free from any visible debris or residue?

Describe your social life recently.

How frequently did you arrive early or late to your workspace in the last quarter? If there were notable instances of lateness or punctuality, kindly elaborate on the reasons behind these occurrences.

Did you ever feel guilty about breaking a rule, even if no one noticed?

How often in the past three months did you feel the need to clear your throat due to excess mucus or irritation (e.g., coughing, throat clearing)?